Thursday, April 28th, 2011
If you are the sort of person who would rather have your eyeballs gouged out and replaced with your own testicles/ovaries than watch the Royal fucking Wedding, well, you could always give Scandal Nights at the Tom Thumb Theatre a try.
Not the Royal Wedding is on Friday 29th April, 7.30pm, costs about £6, and there’s a bar. Beat that, Mr and Mrs Windsor.
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To the Tower isleone! It’s a momentous day.
Whatever.
What Wedding?