Friday, August 27th, 2010
As seen in my local newspaper, the Thanet Extraordinary Renderer:
- Avaricious property developer seeks meddling kids for plan-foiling at abandoned fairground. Footprints, smudge of green paint and large sandwiches available on request. Call 01843 77 489.
- Foreigners wanted to come over here and take our jobs. No experience necessary. Call Paul Dacre on 01843 56 421.
- Gargoyle-like creature seeks magic ring. Last seen in possession of thieving hobbitses. We wants it back. Call 01843 29 005.
- Doner kebab, yes mafren, sala, you wan sala onna kebab, chee sauce, chee sauce, salvinegar onna chips mafren, salvinegar, salvinegar? Call 01843 22 159.
- Thanet Police Reverse Psychology Department does not seek people guilty of committing crime. Do not call 999.
- Sikh seeks six former sixth formers. Call 01843 64 664.
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