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Normally, conspiracy theories in Thanet don’t extend much further than blaming TDC for making snow fall from the sky just so they can cancel our rubbish collections.

However, among the various theories put forward for the mass deaths of all those crabs including the end of the Mayan calendar, shifts in the Earth’s magnetic poles, and too many foreigners working at Thanet Earth, comes this “proof” from an organisation called the New World Order Fighters that the Thanet crab deaths are actually the result of The Illuminati drilling along the New Madrid Faultline to bring about world domination.

Of course, this is all nonsense as John Hogue conclusively demonstrates in his article Mass Animal Deaths and Nostradamus.

Either way,  Thanet has now been officially promoted: from being the arse-end of England to bringing on the end of the world. Finally we’re getting on the map.